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[大哭] 醒醒吧，你沒有女朋友... ＋收藏 ... 前幾天和女朋友分手，但她生日快到了，所以就想照原計畫送她一隻手錶。

... 同事：「什麼女朋友？哪個女朋友？ PTT網頁版 登入/註冊 menu 新聞 熱門文章 熱門看板 看板列表 作者查詢 最新文章 我的收藏 最近瀏覽 看板名稱查詢 批踢踢PTT搜尋引擎 [大哭]醒醒吧，你沒有女朋友...＋收藏分享看板StupidClown作者hsiaoboy(hboy)時間5年前發表(2016/09/2902:48),編輯推噓55(55推0噓14→)留言69則,65人參與,最新討論串1/1 前幾天和女朋友分手，但她生日快到了，所以就想照原計畫送她一隻手錶。

於是在上班時，我就打開手機請同事幫我看看。

我：「唉，我想買這支錶送我女友耶，幫我看一下好嗎？」 同事：「什麼女朋友？哪個女朋友？」 這時我才恍然意識到，我們已經分手了啊... -- ※發信站:批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc),來自:49.214.227.163 ※文章網址:https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/StupidClown/M.1475088524.A.909.html 推alvin83033109/2902:57,,1F婊戴左手肛肛好啊～09/2902:57,1F推gunso09/2903:20,,2F那就送給你的左手啊09/2903:20,2F推XROCKER09/2905:46,,3F為什麼分手了還要送？09/2905:46,3F→c2250165609/2908:01,,4F買個錶買個錶09/2908:01,4F推dellygogo09/2908:40,,5F幫QQ09/2908:40,5F推fcz97309/2908:52,,6F寧願買錶做某，不要...09/2908:52,6F推tnssh21144809/2908:53,,7F幫QQ09/2908:53,7F推qscgy409/2909:25,,8FQQ09/2909:25,8F推money041809/2909:44,,9FQ09/2909:44,9F推Trick09/2910:22,,10F送左手吧09/2910:22,10F推Shine01309/2910:24,,11F送左手吧拍拍09/2910:24,11F推BM2LVH09/2910:33,,12F買隻地攤貨就好了啦09/2910:33,12F→BM2LVH09/2910:33,,13F送禮自用兩相宜09/2910:33,13F推seed888100709/2910:44,,14F送錶是想表示什麼嗎09/2910:44,14F推kumaso09/2910:49,,15F一語雙關09/2910:49,15F推lovekangin09/2910:56,,16F你想暗示什麼？09/2910:56,16F推dandingduck09/2911:01,,17F幫QQ09/2911:01,17F→ASH201209/2911:07,,18F想用雙關買錶送婊？你這個暗示太明顯了啦！09/2911:07,18F推temoza09/2911:41,,19F你數位夢天堂派來的齁09/2911:41,19F推forever5439809/2911:57,,20F你根本暗示他很婊啊09/2911:57,20F推ququmz09/2912:05,,21F所以是買錶送別人的現任女友嗎？綠綠的09/2912:05,21F推gomidonnsine09/2912:09,,22F送給左手戴剛好喔09/2912:09,22F推hyghmax120209/2912:15,,23F買手錶戴在左手臭了嗎？09/2912:15,23F→sa231909/2912:25,,24F咦？左手不在了嗎？09/2912:25,24F推thinksilver09/2913:06,,25FQQ09/2913:06,25F推gh2990326009/2913:09,,26FQQ09/2913:09,26F推w60321032609/2913:43,,27F幫Qq拍拍09/2913:43,27F推cs5tyusa09/2913:56,,28F送鐘錶ˊ_>ˋ09/2913:56,28F推sam771809/2915:14,,29F幫QQ09/2915:14,29F推newsph09/2915:39,,30F心機重買錶送婊阿...09/2915:39,30F推as173809/2916:12,,31F幫QQ09/2916:12,31F→fabienne709/2916:20,,32F嗚嗚09/2916:20,32F推s7803609/2916:27,,33F左手沒了幫QQ09/2916:27,33F推cs965081609/2916:49,,34F1;QQ09/2916:49,34F→philbirdfly09/2917:28,,35Fhttp://i.imgur.com/oNzBQTc.jpg09/2917:28,35F→philbirdfly09/2917:28,,36F這是你女友09/2917:28,36F推eileen100509/2918:23,,37F天秤讚讚09/2918:23,37F推Wilky09/2918:29,,38F幫拍拍QAQ09/2918:29,38F→saltlake09/2918:39,,39F分手了?那就戴腳上吧09/2918:39,39F推stome74109/2918:48,,40FQQ09/2918:48,40F推goodzoro09/2920:03,,41F奇怪真的太笨了09/2920:03,41F→goodzoro09/2920:03,,42F乾某樓恐怖連結09/2920:03,42F→df90012712309/2920:38,,43F你左手不見了嗎？09/2920:38,43F→lightpisces09/2921:05,,44FQQ09/2921:05,44F推aa77777109/2921:31,,45F幫QQ如果沒人可送我願意代勞09/2921:31,45F推Hirano09/2921:47,,46F原PO拍拍截肢一定很痛苦吧...09/2921:47,46F推morallyEma09/2921:57,,47F同為剛分手QQ09/2921:57,47F推kk9017109/2922:30,,48F蛤買了有差嗎一樣是戴在女朋友身上阿09/2922:30,48F推coco70292109/2923:35,,49F別買錶了改送鍾吧！幫QQ09/2923:35,49F推ceciliar09/3008:32,,50FQQ09/3008:32,50F推joeis9007009/3011:46,,51F只能幫你QQ同道中人09/3011:46,51F推neptune029909/3011:48,,52F送左手肛肛好09/3011:48,52F→neptune029909/3011:48,,53F這連結真恐怖阿...09/3011:48,53F推maplefoxs09/3012:31,,54FQQ09/3012:31,54F推awfulday09/3013:37,,55F(._.)/[幫QQ]\(._.)09/3013:37,55F推techniclaire09/3013:59,,56F左手沒了幫QQ09/3013:59,56F推bmwww09/3014:43,,57F幫QQ09/3014:43,57F推Yinsin09/3014:52,,58FQQ09/3014:52,58F推smmoon09/3015:48,,59F迷有女朋友QQ09/3015:48,59F推lsh556609/3018:22,,60F幫QQ09/3018:22,60F推Nishikino25209/3020:39,,61F手斷了喔保重09/3020:39,61F推webman09/3022:26,,62F送錶？送婊？09/3022:26,62F→ulala10/0101:40,,63F今天是ex生日然後我禮物也早就買好惹QQ10/0101:40,63F推a882403110/0107:58,,64FQQ10/0107:58,64F→demiackerman10/0114:58,,65F推文不能只有我看到10/0114:58,65F推rabbit112110/0217:50,,66F操你媽自動開圖10/0217:50,66F推sky8592410/0221:47,,67F幫QQ10/0221:47,67F推i968574110/0316:11,,68FQQ10/0316:11,68F推airmark10/1113:05,,69FQQ10/1113:05,69F‣返回看板[StupidClown]經歷‣更多hsiaoboy的文章文章代碼(AID):#1Nx12Ca9(StupidClown)更多分享選項網址：短網址：文章代碼(AID)： 分享至： facebookplurktwitter關閉廣告方便截圖